Thursday, March 14, 2013

EOC Week 10: Lawyer Jokes

Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
Answer: His lips begin to move.
http://www.stromer.com/jokes/185jokes.html 

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
http://www.ahajokes.com/law001.html 

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm 

Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree. http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/IcicleLawJokes.html

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